Posted 1 week ago

weloveshortvideos:

When someone annoying is talking to you

Posted 1 week ago

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

Posted 1 week ago
nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

(Source: dovga.com)

Posted 5 months ago

Im a dude.

All I want is to be able to share an awesome night with someone and have them not give two shits if I decide to drop off the face of the earth the next day. Then warmly welcome me back when I want them again. IM SORRY IM SHITTY BUT I DONT WANT LOVE.

Posted 5 months ago
blacksentai:

Oh swimming piggies are life.

blacksentai:

Oh swimming piggies are life.

Posted 5 months ago

Magnetic putty engulfs piece of metal.

Me when I eat

Magnetic putty engulfs piece of metal.

Me when I eat

(Source: gifcraft)

Posted 5 months ago

awesomephilia:

a-fit-mind:

armedforceslove:

  1. Attempted scaring my husband coming home from work, he knew I was there
  2. I told him to go back and do it again, but to act scared this time!
  3. Instead of scaring him, apparently I airbended the crap out of him and it was so powerful that it knocked him to the ground
  4. This is why I love him

I literally cannot take how cute this is

at least the dog didn’t expect it the first time

^^^^^

Posted 5 months ago

thingsamylikes:

Every conversation with my mother EVER.

(Source: starshapedpokemon)

Posted 5 months ago

Pedo or Cougar

I think I have a crush on a 16 year old…and Im almost 21. WHATTHEFUCKISWRONGWITHME 

Posted 5 months ago
824706:

I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog

824706:

I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog

(Source: machistado)