Oh swimming piggies are life.
All I want is to be able to share an awesome night with someone and have them not give two shits if I decide to drop off the face of the earth the next day. Then warmly welcome me back when I want them again. IM SORRY IM SHITTY BUT I DONT WANT LOVE.
- Attempted scaring my husband coming home from work, he knew I was there
- I told him to go back and do it again, but to act scared this time!
- Instead of scaring him, apparently I airbended the crap out of him and it was so powerful that it knocked him to the ground
- This is why I love him
I literally cannot take how cute this is
at least the dog didn’t expect it the first time
I think I have a crush on a 16 year old…and Im almost 21. WHATTHEFUCKISWRONGWITHME